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How does this look?
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Like a truck on a wall.
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Perfect!
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Man, it feels good
to have all my stuff back!
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I can't believe your parents
chucked it on the front lawn.
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Yeah, but it was cool
of the gardeners to help, though.
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That guy with the leaf blower
really rounded up my socks fast.
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Where are you gonna
put the rest of this crap?
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Well, I'm gonna put my clothes in the--
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Or maybe the--
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Or right here on the floor.
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I hope one of those trash bags
has a maid in it.
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Mrs. H, I'm giving the room
a touch of Van.
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It's not a gentle touch, is it?
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You wanna give me a hand here?
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- What's that?
- My lucky comforter.
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Wildcat colors.
The orange and black attack.
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More like Halloween vomit.
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Obviously, Cheyenne hasn't seen this.
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Isn't it great? She's gonna freak.
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My girls.
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You're gonna hang that in here?
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Yeah, to help me get worked up.
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Not like that. For the game.
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But something's missin'.
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Certainly not implants.
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Oh, I know.
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See, the head cheerleader's
cheerin' me on.
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"Go, Van!"
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She really didn't say that,
but it's sort of like she did.
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You're gonna wish
you had a bubble over your head
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when your wife gets here.
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It's all right, Mrs. H.
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Cheyenne knew I was bringin' my gear.
She wants me to feel at home.
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Van, listen to me.
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This isn't good. I know my daughter.
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She was moody before she was pregnant.
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Hey.
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What do you think?
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Oh, my God.
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I... I...
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I love it.
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Liar.
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No. No, I... I do.
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What's your favorite part?
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The headlights on the truck
or the ones on the cheerleaders?
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It's hard to say.
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I guess it's the way it says...
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"Mr. and Mrs. Van Montgomery..."
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live and love here." [chuckles]
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- Well, that sucked.
- Big time.
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[theme song playing]
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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{\an8}Hello. Hello?
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Did it ever occur to you
that I might need some help?
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I'm not a mind reader.
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{\an8}Wait a minute. What are you doing here?
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{\an8}I don't know.
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{\an8}Your father was supposed
to pick you up half an hour ago.
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{\an8}Why do I bother makin' a schedule
if nobody's gonna stick to it?
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{\an8}I don't know.
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{\an8}Who put an empty carton of milk
back in the refrigerator?
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{\an8}I don't know.
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{\an8}- [clanking]
- What is that?
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What is this contraption?
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This is the Exer-cist.
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This little puppy's
great for your abs and butt.
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Sorry. I didn't mean
to talk about your butt.
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Why is this in my living room?
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There's no room in the garage,
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and I figure this way,
everybody can use it.
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Plus, there's a good airflow,
so the sweat smell won't knock you out.
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And luckily, it's downwind
from the fancy eatin' table.
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Don't worry. It's totally portable.
I can have it moved on a day's notice.
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Pretend I told you yesterday.
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- [Brock] Hey.
- Well, it's about time.
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Your son's been waiting.
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It upsets him when you're late.
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Yes! Level three!
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- He's a man. He hides his emotions.
- [chuckles]
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Ooh! The Exer-cist!
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Cool, huh?
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Maybe I'll keep a pair of shorts here,
and we can work out together sometimes.
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It's not stayin', in spite
of what it could do for my butt.
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Let's go, buddy.
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Okay. I've made a list for you two.
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Oh, you made a list of things
I should do with my son?
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No, I would never do that.
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I made a list of things not to do.
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Like last week,
you took him to the dog track.
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He won 75 bucks.
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You told me it was $50!
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Hey, those nachos weren't free.
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Come on. Let's go, Jake.
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[scoffs] No golf?
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Reba, this list is ridiculous.
The kid loves to caddy.
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Come on. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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You sound just like Coach Harrell.
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Now, tell me I'm worthless
and I hit like a girl.
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Ew!
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Ew. Oh!
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If only you'd read that
a couple of months ago.
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Shouldn't Van be here by now?
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He'll be here.
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He's a football player. He's very busy.
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So how is the room you "live and love in"?
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It's fine.
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It's a little more crowded
with the exercise machine, thanks to you.
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You let him put that in your room?
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My husband has a hot bod,
and I fully support that. [chuckles]
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Oh. So how's Van's cheerleader posters
growin' on ya?
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Not that those gals
need to do any growin'.
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Mom, come on.
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No. I'm curious.
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Which one's your favorite?
Brandi with an "I" or Brandy with a "Y"?
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All right. All right.
Ugh. They're all stupid.
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And two of them aren't even that cute.
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Oh, thank the Lord. My little girl's back.
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Mom, marriage is hard.
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I actually have to
think about his feelings.
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It's so unfair.
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Tell me about it.
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You know, it's like...
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It's scary when you're dating and it ends.
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It's, like, who cares?
You're going to college.
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But when your marriage breaks up,
you're just a loser.
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No. I-- I'm sorry. I... I didn't mean you.
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I meant for young people.
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- Are you through?
- Yeah, I think so.
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Look, you're gonna have to tell Van
how you're feelin'.
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You're right. I'll tell him.
As soon as he gets here.
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Well, at least he's comin'.
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When I was pregnant,
your father wouldn't get
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within 50 feet of a gynecologist's office.
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Oh. Hey, Reba.
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- Mom!
- Brock.
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Guess what I just saw.
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I even got a picture of it.
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Oh, the baby.
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Yeah.
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Why is he here? Why are you here?
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Oh, Dr. Schmidt and I
are doing this trade thing.
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He's taking care of B.J.,
and I'm giving his wife a root canal.
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I'm comin' out way ahead
on the deal. [chuckles]
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Hey, Reba.
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Dr. Schmidt is T-rific.
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[giggles]
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[sighs]
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What's wrong with you?
This is supposed to be father-son time,
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not father-son-mistress-gynecologist time.
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Oh, come on. The kid had a blast.
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And besides, you're always after me
to do stuff with him that's educational.
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Jake, Jake, put that down.
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The uterus is not a toy.
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This is why I give you lists.
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Yeah, well, the gynecologist office
wasn't on the "not to do" list.
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You don't see "strip club" on the list,
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but I can write it down
if there's any question.
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[Brock] Oh, boy, here we go again.
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- You never change.
- Mom!
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Can you talk about this later?
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Let's everybody take a deep breath...
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{\an8}[inhales deeply] ...and visualize the beach.
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You wanna know what I'm visualizin'?
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All right. We're leavin'.
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- Let's go, Jake.
- Where are we goin'?
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Well, son, I don't know,
but we certainly won't be
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"getting our new shoes wet."
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[mouthing]
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- Hey, Coach. How's it goin'?
- [scoffs]
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Hey, babe. I'm sorry I'm late.
I hope you're not mad.
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Of course, I'm not mad.
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You're my husband, and I love you.
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I couldn't decide what to wear.
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I've never been examined
by a gynecologist before.
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- Montgomery.
- Wish me luck.
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Hello, hello!
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- Where's Brock?
- He seemed a little tense,
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so I dropped him off
at the drivin' range after dinner.
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Dinner?
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I had a banana split,
a Snickers and an iced mocha.
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Can I stay up all night?
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Just a doll.
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Please thank Brock
for bringing him home late
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and all jacked up on sugar.
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I know what's really bothering you,
and I just want to assure you
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that Jake was out of the room with Brock
while I was being looked at by the...
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[whispering] ..."down there" doctor.
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I'll call later. Okay.
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[clanking]
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Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me.
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[clanking continues]
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Cheyenne.
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I thought you were gonna tell him
to get that machine out of your room.
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I was, but then I realized
it doesn't really bother me.
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Van needs his space, and I didn't
wanna make a big deal about it.
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Well, I do.
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Mom. Mom!
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Mom, stop!
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Go, Van. Come on.
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[grunting] Yeah! Come on, come on.
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Yeah!
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[straining] Go, Van. Go!
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Come on-- Hey, Mrs. H.
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You can't keep this thing in here.
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It's okay. Cheyenne said it was cool.
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- Tell him.
- Tell me what?
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Tell him you don't want
this thing in here.
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- What?
- Mom, not now.
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He's been livin' out
of trash bags for a week.
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- I don't mind.
- But she does.
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00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:32,983
What?
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00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,069
You don't like my trash bag system?
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Well...
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it's not really a... a system, Van. It...
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It's more like a big, disgusting mess.
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Big, disgusting mess?
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Is that your fancy way
of saying you don't like it?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, I can't believe this.
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What's next? Are you gonna tell me
you don't like the cheerleaders?
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Oh, man! This is a nightmare!
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It's like I don't even know you.
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How could you possibly think
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that I would wanna wake up every day
and see that in my room?
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- I'm sorry. I thought it was our room.
- [sighs]
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- Come on, girls. We're outta here.
- No. Van.
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Thanks a lot, Mom.
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Now, Cheyenne.
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It was gonna happen sooner or later.
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You can't live like this.
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Oh, and screaming at each other
is so much better?
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Just because you're married,
you shouldn't be afraid
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- to say what's on your mind.
- [sighs]
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I don't know why you weren't
honest with him in the first place.
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Maybe 'cause I didn't wanna drive him away
like you drove away Dad.
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Whoa, whoa! Get back here!
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Look, Mom, I'm sorry, okay?
Just forget about it.
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No, I'm not gonna forget it.
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Do you actually think
I'm the reason your father left?
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Well, isn't it obvious?
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You pretty much control everything
that happens around here.
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I'd rather not take credit for this.
249
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You know what? If something isn't exactly
the way you think it should be,
250
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you just have to say something.
251
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:06,035
Why can't you just leave things alone?
252
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I mean, do you really think
253
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dad would care what kind of
comforter's on the bed?
254
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:14,502
No. It's obvious, your father's not picky
about what's on his bed.
255
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,479
- Hello, Reba.
- You're late.
256
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I'm sorry.
257
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I got here as soon as I could.
258
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Is the rest of the family
coming in for therapy?
259
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:45,491
No, I figured it's easier to fix 'em
when they're not here gettin' in the way.
260
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,954
So... what's the big emergency?
261
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,539
Where do I start?
262
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,501
My seven-year-old son
spent yesterday at the gynecologist.
263
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,587
My daughter blames me
for everything wrong in her life.
264
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And nobody bothers
to put milk on the list.
265
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,262
Why don't we start with the thing
that is bothering you the most?
266
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The milk.
267
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:14,728
Uh-huh.
268
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,772
You know, Reba,
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00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,233
sometimes when life becomes chaotic,
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we tend to focus on controlling
the smaller issues
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00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,530
to avoid the bigger issues.
272
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,157
This isn't the first time
I've been accused
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00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,617
of this controlling thing,
274
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,161
and frankly, I'd like to put a stop to it.
275
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,414
I see.
276
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,083
I mean, I was the one that stuck by her.
277
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:40,170
He wasn't even gonna come to her wedding,
which I planned myself.
278
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,673
And don't get me started
on that Exer-cist in her bedroom.
279
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,721
No matter what I do, I get the blame.
280
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:52,266
I should just let them
fend for themselves for a change.
281
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,351
They'd fall flat on their face
in five minutes.
282
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:56,437
Or they'd learn
to take care of themselves.
283
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,188
[scoffs] Fat chance.
284
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,858
Well, you never know
until you give it a shot.
285
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,277
So what do I do?
286
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,530
- Nothing.
- Say again.
287
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,534
Look, I know it's a scary concept,
but try it.
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00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,703
You're losing me.
289
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,955
Take some time for yourself.
290
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,957
Get a massage. Go to a movie.
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Take up a hobby.
292
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,297
Couldn't you just write me
a prescription instead?
293
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,594
So what did Mom say exactly?
294
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,348
She said, "Feed your brother and sister.
I'm going to the movies."
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00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,891
She's lost it.
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00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,060
What are we going to eat?
297
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,394
I don't know.
298
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,563
There's, like, nothing in here.
299
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,234
What's goin' on?
300
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,363
So you're talking to me now?
301
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,156
Only because I'm hungry.
302
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,327
Well, we're in a crisis, so go away.
303
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,745
What's the crisis?
304
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,456
Mom bolted, so we have to make
dinner for ourselves.
305
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,416
No way! What are we gonna eat?
306
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,753
You eat the most.
Why don't you make something?
307
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,171
I can make chili.
308
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,798
You got a can of chili?
309
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,469
- We're all going to die.
- [Cheyenne groans]
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Do I have to do everything myself?
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00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:17,518
Daddy?
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00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,400
Pizza man.
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00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,485
Yay!
314
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,820
Thank you, Daddy.
315
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,322
I was this close
to rolling Jake in a tortilla.
316
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,534
Thanks, Coach. Mmm, onions.
317
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,537
If you have any interest in
kissing me tonight, you'll not eat those.
318
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,621
Mmm!
319
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,581
Onions.
320
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,003
So what's up with you two?
321
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,797
We're having our first married fight.
It's awful.
322
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,841
Honey, it was bound
to happen sooner or later.
323
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,009
Yeah. That's what Mom said.
324
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,343
Well, she should know.
325
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,264
We had a thousand of those little fights,
326
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,349
and then, of course, the one big one.
327
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,103
Well, the whole thing's her fault anyway.
328
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,147
I mean, I do not know
how you lived with her.
329
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,606
She is such a control freak.
330
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,692
Tell me about it.
I got lists up the wazoo.
331
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,778
She's constantly interfering,
telling people what to do.
332
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,196
Or what not to do.
333
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,490
It's no wonder she drove you away, Dad.
334
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:20,831
Say, listen... Could you guys take
your pizza and eat it in the living room?
335
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,167
Mom doesn't let us eat in the living room.
336
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,544
- Well, she's not here. [chuckles]
- Cool!
337
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,255
No, no, no. Wait a second.
338
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,384
If that's the rule, then... use napkins.
339
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,555
And give yourself a time-out
after you've finished.
340
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,605
Cheyenne, honey, you got it all wrong.
341
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,356
Your mama didn't drive me away.
342
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,901
Dad, it's me.
You don't have to defend her.
343
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,488
Sweetheart, I'm not the easiest guy
to get along with.
344
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,491
You know, the fact that your mama
stayed with me as long as she did
345
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,576
shows just how amazing she really is.
346
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,870
I can't believe you said that.
347
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,415
Look, I know she can be tough sometimes,
348
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:07,211
but I've always admired
the way she speaks her mind.
349
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,841
[sighs] Then what happened with you guys?
350
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,970
Well, we had some little problems.
351
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,974
And little problems become big problems
when you don't communicate, and...
352
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,019
that's not exactly my strong point.
353
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,354
Yeah. That's what Mom said.
354
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,939
Oh, yeah. Like she's perfect.
355
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,328
- Hey.
- Hey.
356
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,749
So, when did you get home?
357
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,209
A little while ago.
358
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,671
It's nice out here.
359
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,883
So how was the movie?
360
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,343
Good.
361
00:18:57,052 --> 00:19:00,764
Did you know the last time I went
to see a movie was before Jake was born?
362
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,893
They're a lot louder now.
363
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,398
So how'd you guys make out tonight?
364
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,400
Okay.
365
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,110
Dad brought pizza.
366
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,739
We also talked.
367
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:19,950
That's nice.
368
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,411
Mom...
369
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,330
he made me realize that...
370
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:29,668
I was wrong about a lot of things.
371
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,670
I am so sorry
372
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,047
about the horrible thing
that I said to you.
373
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:36,425
You have every right
to kill me if you want to.
374
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,555
Wow. There really is something
to this "doin' nothin'."
375
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,056
What does that mean?
376
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,643
Well, I had a little talk
with someone today myself.
377
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,271
Course, my talk cost me 80 bucks.
378
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,564
What'd you learn?
379
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,317
That you and Van are married now,
380
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,486
and that I have to let you
make your own mistakes.
381
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,071
That's how you're gonna learn.
382
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,157
So no more interferin'.
383
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:07,247
Sometimes, the best thing
I can do for the two of you
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00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:08,999
is nothin' at all.
385
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,338
- I love you, Mom.
- Oh.
386
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,592
But you're still gonna do laundry, right?
387
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,760
[scoffs]
388
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,180
No.
389
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:35,442
So when you wanna look at it,
just open the door,
390
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,736
and the rest of the time, keep it shut.
391
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,822
That's gonna work great.
We have an awesome marriage.
392
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,032
I know.
393
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,118
But remember,
this honesty thing works both ways,
394
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:48,455
so if anything that I do bothers you,
you can tell me, okay?
395
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:50,832
Okay.
396
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:53,418
Well, I kind of wasn't
gonna say anything, but...
397
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,172
I kind of wish you wouldn't
put that potpourri stuff in my underwear.
398
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:01,969
I went through a whole practice
with an acorn in my jockstrap.
399
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,513
I didn't do that.
400
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,973
Well, then who did?
401
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,689
I've been under a lot of stress.
402
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,571
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